bullied:

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

(via radical-illusion)

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

(Source: aru, via shaylovexx)

braydaaan:

if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

(via radical-illusion)